- The movie "Zoolander" was inspired by a conversation Ben Stiller and I had on an airplane regarding my jawline.
Would you consider yourself a fan of fire trucks?
- I love fire trucks with all my heart.
I heard a rumor that you and Emma Watson are dating. Is this true?
- She's playing hard to get.
If you could be the world champion of any sport, what would it be?
- Age of Empires 2: The Conquerors.
Where does the name "Eggs Medium Rare" come from?
- Check out the first ever post. I once blundered in a restaurant...
Why do you make fun of Bible stories?
- If I couldn't laugh about them, I would get depressed. Have you read the Bible? It's depressing... And not just the Old Testament either, the whole kit'n kaboodle is just one downer after another. That Jesus guy was okay, but then it all just goes back to fire and brimstone and "give us money" and stuff.
What are your religious views, then?
- Probably not what you think they are.
Can I email you about religion stuff?
- No, and unless I find it funny, I will probably delete religious arguments in the comment section. I think that everyone, religious or not, should be able to laugh about religion, and bickering about it just makes people forget how hilarious it is.
This section stopped being funny. Make it funny again.
- I'm flattered that you thought it was funny before.
Seriously.
- I don't do requests.
Are Koalas real bears?
- Everyone can be a bear if they believe.
Why is the formatting of this page all messed up?
- If you tell me, you win.
Win what?
- Everything.
Where does the name "Eggs Medium Rare" come from?
- Check out the first ever post. I once blundered in a restaurant...
Why do you make fun of Bible stories?
- If I couldn't laugh about them, I would get depressed. Have you read the Bible? It's depressing... And not just the Old Testament either, the whole kit'n kaboodle is just one downer after another. That Jesus guy was okay, but then it all just goes back to fire and brimstone and "give us money" and stuff.
What are your religious views, then?
- Probably not what you think they are.
Can I email you about religion stuff?
- No, and unless I find it funny, I will probably delete religious arguments in the comment section. I think that everyone, religious or not, should be able to laugh about religion, and bickering about it just makes people forget how hilarious it is.
This section stopped being funny. Make it funny again.
- I'm flattered that you thought it was funny before.
Seriously.
- I don't do requests.
Are Koalas real bears?
- Everyone can be a bear if they believe.
Why is the formatting of this page all messed up?
- If you tell me, you win.
Win what?
- Everything.
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