God then got around to creating light, and everything looked like this:
I swear I'm not doing this because I'm lazy... |
God was getting sick of monochrome, so he made another blue thing for some reason. (Read about Rayleigh scattering if you just assumed you knew the answer to why the sky is blue).
Okay, so maybe I am. |
Everything was still way too boring, so God put a big rock smoother than a billiard ball in the middle of the apparently formless mass of water.
God finally decided to get down to business and started making plants. How he expected the plants to survive without the sun, I don't know.
The next day, God invented photosynthesis and calenders. And by that, I mean the sun and the moon and stuff. Not sure why these weren't included when he created day and night.
On the fifth day, God created animals and blamed them on the interns.
As a post-script, someone apparently googled "how to tell the story of Abraham and Lot to kids" and was linked to my blog. I hope they got some good info.
Actually NO!!!, America didn't make them white, a Bat shit crazy Austrailian who happened to open a Creationist Theme park in the US made them white...
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